Jesus

Jesus also refered as Jesus of Nappyland is the central figure in the accidentally created religion known as Christianity, held to be the Son of God and the Messiah but was in actual fact a stoned time travelling buisnessman who accidentally wound up in the past through one of the randomly occuring anomalies, simply believing it was a hallucination. His true name was Maikel Laserjewski, a mortal enemy of PandaLord Odin, an acquaintance to Fëanor and a friend to Wagon Warrior and Lord Smiffington.