Saddlebaggapus

The Saddlebagapus is a creature native to Universe Fucktard Beta-Three-Seven and is a distinguishing creature. It is believed to be the Parralel counterpart to the Ned Halfling scum bag Billy Saddlebaggins.

Notable information
There is not much to go on when talking about this ridiculous creature other than some randome fact gathered by the C.C

THe first documented case is when it attacked Fëanor Ford while in their prepubescent Ned holding pen.it was defeated by The Harvel, who we believe to the the counterpart to The Abomination. Later in The Saddlebagapus's life it became fond of Feanor Ford and clung to him like a retarded duckling.

It is unknown if there are multiple of these discussing creatures or even if they are a subspecies of Ned. For all we know a Ned fucked an octopus and made this thing.

It is a General in the war against the East Asians and leads multiple army's against "the Shitty Wall".

Notable behaviour
Passive/aggressive creature; Isn't capable of distinguishing Neds from Non Neds very well so often will not attack on site, however it can for no reason randomly attack for the sake of it.

After some observation it was realised that thi creature loves to molest Devonian in its sleep and many other of the Ned population. This lead to the idea of injecting Devonian with Aids so that the rest may contract it.

It is also known to make shit jokes and laugh at them by its'self. Not unlike the Prime Universe Saddlebaggins. It is apparent that in any dimension this being sucks,...