Scumbernauld

Scumbernauld is an infamous Ned colony located in Scotland, Britian. Scumbernauld is without a doubt one of the crappiest hell holes in the universe, child molesters and serial rapists often vomit at the thought of being sent to Scumbernauld as punishment for their crimes.

History of Scumbernauld
Scumbernauld was founded as part of the original Ned relocation scheme, when it had become apparent that Glasgow could not support such a high population of the creatures.

Soon however it was clear to all that the plans to civilise the Ned species were hopeless, it was part of a Neds DNA to drink "Buckie" and grunt incoherently. Scumbernauld was soon granted a Class V(the highest class) Ned warning by the UK parliament.

It is also known to have the most fun town centre ever, tis a labyrinth of random hallways and stairwells with hardly a shop to spend your doll money in. The building has won worst/stupidest building in Britain of several different years. although the native Neds occasionally walk through the town centre it tends to be a rather Ned free area and surprisingly has a library, a rather quite place and out of they way where neds could not possibly find it. The town centre was voted " best building to waste time building on Minecraft" by two prophets of Lampology.

Inhabitants of Scumbernauld
The inhabitants of Scumbernauld are largely highly agressive alcoholic Neds but there is a small population of Homo Sapien Sapien. Notable Ned inhabitants of Scumbernauld include James Gilles, Michael Kelly and the being known only as "The Abomination".

Hometown of Prophets
For much of their young lives the two greater prophets and the half-prophet of trees lived in this colony, it was with many trials that they eventually fought their way out, all but Fëanor, for he felt that Scumbernauld was his rightful home and he would die before letting the Neds drive him from it.