PandaLord Odin Oldman

PandaLord Odin Oldman is a Irish-Scott Immortal, Shadow Rapist Prophet, Retard/Steph Enthusiast and founding member of the United Atheists of Awesome. Odins has sharp claws(He sharpens his nails and dips them in pure liquid AIDS) and is not known to use weapons, but in case of attack he carries a kit kat on his back (he is also known to squirt lemon juice from his anus into peoples eyes for his amusement and self-defence. Consequentially, he suffers from a perpetually irritated anus, continually scratching at the citric acid caused scarring on his anus)

History
Odin was born in the potato farmer colony of Northern Ireland, giving him a life long love for potatoes, before being moved to Scumbernauld, Scotland by his immoral parents.

While in Scumbernauld Odin discovered the homo  subspecies Homo Spacian Nedicus ( Neds for short). These "Neds" where illiterate, walked funny and incredibly stupid, Odin could not understand how such a creature could exist.

Odin attend a retarded Primary school in Scumbernauld  and was then kicked out for being to awesome for the fucktarded Neds of which also went there. After being kicked out of his school no other school would take him so his family had decided to move   to the next town over into Airdrie,  Airdrie is  a fucktard town but not as much as Scumbernauld is. Sadly almost as if the universe was shitting on Odin the only High school that would accept his greatness was Scumbernauld High School (a nesting ground of juvenile neds).

In Scumbernauld highschool, odin met the future Prophet Feanor, and half prophet Smiffington (originally named Jack, and Connor). Odin was not socialy accepted by  the Neds (which whas 95% of his year). therewhere several groups of people, Odin was accepted into the  a group of people who where also not in a group, Odin later named them the mong group. there where no neds in the Mong group but over time all the people in the group became neds, Odin was good friends with one person in the group, Jack (soon to be named Feanor). Odin and Fenaor split form the mong group begining thair own group and their godly friendship.

He also formed a friendship with one other from this Prison, School, Connor (soon to be renamed Smiffington). this friendship as formed in a cooking class by avoiding having  to attend the cooking class.

After 5 years of  constant bombardment by Neds and retards alike, Odin was eventually kicked out of the school for not being stupid enough for the neds to understand him. After being kicked ou of the School his Parents had decided to move him back to the land of Potatoes( Northern Ireland). moved away from Feanor and Smiffington. ( inconveniently this happened at the same time as Smififngstonw as moved to England away from Feanor)

The 3 did not meet again until nearly two years later.